Sorry, Still No Grandkids but Here’s a Candle | Funny Candle

Because emotional support comes in candle form now. Sorry, Still No Grandkids but Here’s a Candle is the perfect gift for parents, grandparents, or in-laws patiently (or not-so-patiently) waiting for an announcement that’s not coming anytime soon.

Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle pairs UntamedEgo’s signature humor with boutique quality. Funny, heartfelt, and just the right amount of unhinged—it’s a little reminder that you care (and also need space).

The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California

Pick Your Vibe:

Apples + Sugar + Spice
It's a lazy summer afternoon under an apple tree, the scent of ripe fruit filling the air. Warm cinnamon and nutmeg add just the right spice, making this a fresh yet cozy classic.

Scent Notes: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Apple, Clove, Vanilla

Vanilla + Clove + Nutmeg
It's like your favorite oversized sweater, but make it smell incredible. It is a little spicy and sweet and just the right amount of warm vanilla to keep things interesting.

Scent Notes: Allspice, Clove, Nutmeg, Tea Rose, Coconut, Vanilla, White Musk

Citrus + Coconut
It's a tropical getaway in candle form. Bright citrus, juicy mango, and creamy coconut transport you straight to a sun-drenched beach. No plane ticket is required.

Scent Notes: Orange, Melon, Mango, Coconut, Jasmine, Amber, Sandalwood

Seaside + Roses
Wild roses meet salty ocean air in this fresh, floral, and dreamy scent. It’s like standing on the shore at golden hour, watching the waves roll in.

Scent Notes: Bergamot, Pink Apple, Sea Rose, Beach Lavender, Cedarwood, Vanilla Bean

Bergamot + Berries + Spice
A bold, fiery mix of red pepper, juicy berries, and delicate rose petals. Spicy, sweet, and just the right amount of sultry. It's like your favorite red lipstick but in candle form.

Scent Notes: Bergamot, Cassis Buds, Red Cayenne, Jasmine, Strawberry, Raspberry

White Sage + Lavender
Fresh lavender fields, warm herbal sage, and a hint of cedarwood bring instant calm. Light this up, take a deep breath, and let the stress melt away.

Scent Notes: Lavender, Chamomile, Sage, Rosemary, Sandalwood, Cedarwood

Amber + Dark Musk
Mysterious, smoky, and completely intoxicating. Amber, dark musk, and a touch of sea salt create a scent that lingers long after the candle burns out.

Scent Notes: Citrus, Sea Salt, Plum, Cardamom, Amber, Dark Musk

Final Mood? These aren’t just candles. They’re a whole vibe. Grab yours now, and let the magic begin.