It’s Fine I’m Fine Everything Is Fine | Funny Candle

If your life’s a little chaotic but you’re pretending it’s under control—this candle gets you.

It’s Fine I’m Fine Everything Is Fine is the perfect blend of humor, comfort, and quiet panic. It’s cozy, self-aware, and just the right amount of unhinged—a must-have for anyone currently holding it together with vibes and caffeine.

Hand-poured in small batches in Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle smells like warm vanilla, clove, and nutmeg. Crafted with natural soy wax, a lead-free cotton wick, and premium essential oils, it’s the ultimate gift for burnout survivors and overachievers alike.

Features:
• 12oz candle | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural soy wax & essential oil blend
• Lead-free cotton wick
• Non-toxic, cruelty-free, and locally made in Los Angeles
• Boutique quality with unapologetic humor

Great Gift For:
• Funny Christmas and holiday gifts
• Coworkers, moms, and overthinkers
• Secret Santa swaps and self-care bundles
• Anyone who’s one “can we chat?” away from snapping

VANILLA + CLOVE + NUTMEG

Top: All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle: Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk

CHRISTMAS HEARTH:

It is a classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace.  The essential oils combine orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.

This fragrance infuses natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Ginger
Middle: Cypress, Clove
Base: Pine, Fir

SHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE: 

Dive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla beans. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the season's magic in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space merry and bright.

Top:  Strawberry, Sheer Blueberry Glaze
Middle: Vanilla Bean Swirl,  Raspberries
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery

COCONUT CARDAMOM + CREAM:  

A delightfully decadent candle fragrance that tantalizes the senses. The journey begins with an exotic top-note blend of warm curry and luscious coconut, transporting you to far-off, sun-drenched lands. As these initial notes subside, the middle unfolds, featuring an alluring dance of creamy vanilla-infused coconut, a mélange of evocative spices, and the uniquely captivating note of cardamom, adding a certain finesse to the composition. The fragrance reaches its irresistible finale with a sumptuously sweet and creamy dry-down, tinged with musky undertones and a soft, powdery touch, evoking the comforting essence of a gourmet dessert. With its gourmand and spicy families, “Coconut, Cardamom and Cream” offers a symphony of fragrances that feel as intimate and soothing as a warm embrace.

Top: Curry, Coconut
Middle: Vanilla, Spices, Pepper, Cardamon
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery

SEASIDE + ROSES

A tribute to the fleeting beauty of coastal blooms, Beach Rose captures the delicate beauty of wild roses dancing along the shore.

Top: Cool Aldehydes, Sparkling Bergamot, Pink Apple
Middle: Sea Rose, Galbanum Leaf, Geranium, Beach Lavender
Base: Cedarwood, Peach Skin, Vanilla Bean

SEA SALT + ORCHID:  

You are lying on the beach. Waves crash in the background while the soft breeze brushes against your skin. White curtains dance in the wind. The experience is serene. You smell flowers and a refreshing summer freshness, not unlike a wellness temple. “Sea Salt & Orchid” is an elegant blend of floral notes and salty highlights. Soothing hints of jasmine and lily of the valley come to life alongside classic aromas of wood and tonka bean.

Top: Sea Salt, Ozone
Middle: Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves
Base: Wood, Tonka Bean

PEPPERED POSIES

Red Pepper Petals is a bold and fiery fragrance that combines the red-hot kick of red cayenne and bell pepper with the delicate allure of rose and jasmine. A blend of heat and romance, It ignites the senses with passion.

Top: Bergamot, Cassis Buds, Red Cayenne
Middle: Muguet, Turkish Rose Pedals, Jasmine
Base: Coconut, Strawberry, Raspberry